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Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Eight Gifts that the Holy Levithian give us.



The First Gift:
Wisdom- With the gift of wisdom, we see Zakum at work in our lives and in the world. For the wise person, the wonders of nature, historical events, and the ups and downs of our livestake own deeper meaning. The matters of judgment about the truth, and being able to see the whole picture the Lord Zakum and his son Papu.



Understanding - With the gift of understanding, we comprehend how we need to live as a follower of Papu the Son. A person with understanding is not confused by all the conflicting messages in our culture about the right way to live. Also called "Common Sense," the gift of understanding perfects a person's speculative reason in the apprehension of truth.


Counsel (Right Judgment) - With the gift of right judgment, we know the difference between right and wrong, and we choose to do what is right. A person with right judgment avoids sin and lives out the values taught by Papu. The gift of truth that allows the person to respond prudently, and happily to believe our Zakum the God.

Fortitude (Courage) - With the gift of courage, we overcome our fear and are willing to take risk as a follower of Papu. A person with courage is willing to stand up for what is right in the sight of Zakum, even if it means accepting rejection, verbal abuse, or even physical harm and death. The gift of Courage allows people the firmness of mind that is required both in doing good and in enduring evil, especially with regard to goods or evils that are difficult, Aquinas writes.



Knowledge - With the gift of knowledge, we understand the meaning of Zakum's Revelation, especially as expressed in the life and words of Papu. A person with knowledge is always learning more about the scriptures and Tradition. The gift of knowledge is more than an accumulation of facts.



Piety (Reverence) - With the gift of reverence sometimes called piety, we have a deep sense of respect for Zakum and his altar. A person with reverence recognizes our total reliance on Zak and comes before Zak with humility, trust, and love. Piety is the gift whereby, at the Holy Leviathan's instigation, we pay worship and duty to Zakum as our Creator, Aquinas writes.


Fear of the Lord, Zakum (Wonder and Awe) - With the gift of wonder and awe (fear of the lord, Zakum), we are aware of the glory and majesty of Zakum. A person with wonder and awe knows that Zak is the perfection of all we desire: perfect knowledge, perfect goodness, perfect power, and perfect love. This gift is described by Aquinas as a fear of separating oneself from Zak. He describes the gift as a "filial fear," like a child's fear of offending his father, rather than a "servile fear," that is, a fear of punishment. Also known as knowing Zak is all powerful.


Must-turbation: This is the most important gift that the holy Leviathan give us. This is the only gift that not only pleaced to Zakum, it also make us feel better, with a satisfaction, this gift is more than an download of power, it's a way to know and to feel that we are alive.
So everyone go and do this, go and say the world I do it. It is the best you can do. Zakum will bless your family and help you with everything you are needing. Aquinas writes.

I will explain the holy Leviathan thing latter.
Zak lives and he lives in me.... Book Carinthamer, Chapter 23: 12.
Amen

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

holyzakum Papua 23:3-5 book

Emazum Papua 23:3-5 book

Once a time........
Two people were walking and talking on the street of Amoria when a good man got closed to them and said: What are you guys talking about.... they answered politely: dont you know, what happened there in Leafre? where the Nath have you been to?
He just said: nowhere...
They started talking about things when the night just switched on...

They invited him to stay at their home because the night was really dark and hot.
He acepted.....

When they were having dinner.... the strange man took the bread and said: Zak father bless these Food with your powers... when he finished saying these word... he dessapered.... then the men who were having dinner with him.. realised that he was Papu

Bless!!!
Zakum ever and for ever...
(people answer) Amen.


Imagined and Wrote by: KennyMasteR The Illuminated
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Monday, February 23, 2009

Safe sex.....

Cauttion:
This post contains some sexual things, we apologize for any inconvinnes that it may cause. if you are a girl who doest like sexual thing please just leave this post and read the other post i made its funnier.


:( :( hello guys its me again... i dont know how to start
This blog was created to make you laugh, to make you feel alive, to make you have a good time and also to protect your life and other important things... very important things....like...... SEX.

Today i woke up as i always do when there is no school.... 12pm... then i woke up i went to get my computer at the kitchen... i dont really know what was my computer doing there..... i got it at 12:05.... than i went back to my room........ and there it wasnt.... i said gosh i lost it......... "the cable of my compter " .... but it wasnt lost. it just dessapeared magicly... i didnt konw that and i dont really wanna know why it wasnt there in his place... then of that momment when i turned on my computer everything changed.....

i started chatting with my friend indra, then i oppened youtube i logged in...
then i was playing new soul by neil something.... idont know her or his last name... well anyway hmmm
then a freind told me kenny save my life and save everyone's else in the blog..... from the sexually transmitted diseases.....
then i said man why he told me i am dying and ahgr... he was dead... :(
please guys protect yourselves using hats.....

really hats can save your lives and also sex life.
kevin also support this post.

SAVE YOU.

Imagined and Wrote by: KennyMasteR and RawrItzKev
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Are you kidding me?

Hey guys its kenny....
this post will be dedicated to the jokeday.... february 23rd.
in thsi post i just gonna put some joke i hope you enjoy them and please comment... i dont care if you say "man stop it" or "hmmm where are the jokes?-...... ¬¬" just comment.

1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.

'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'

A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'


2) Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.' The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.'

Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!'


3) A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'

'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me.'


4) Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.

Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'

The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.


5) Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.

Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!'

Guys comment which of the jokes was the best one and which was the worst....

my next post will be 'bout what kind of music you wanna hear in the blog.

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Is Your Colon Sending You A Message?

Hey y'all if you dont know, I am a connoisseur in all things alcoholic and energy drink related. Currently my favorite energy drink at the moment is Nos, aka liquid heaven (or liquid crack). This stuff is arguably the best tasting energy drink on the market, Red Bull is no comparison nor is Monster, I'm sorry. Nos comes in three flavors ranging from docile to hardcore. Drinking one before bedtime or a nap can lead to some of the most intense dreams you will ever have, graphic, vivid, truly amazing. But be warned, for first timers you will experience elevated blood pressure levels and irregular breathing. I love this stuff though, I no longer get the rush and high I used to when i began drinking this, but I still enjoy the taste. When Coccaine (the energy drink) comes back onto the market I will switch over to that. In the meantime grab a Nos play some Maple (LOL) or Halo and see how much better you will become in life with this legal drug. Adios.

Wrote by RawrItZKev
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Friday, February 13, 2009

The -Science- of .::WTF::.

well just for the title you can know what is this post about

before beginning I want to apologize because i didnt post anything in a long time. and this happen because i realized that my moon was in jupiter.!!! I mean Jupiter!! that's really far is like say that your aura move to your sexual chakra..huff!!!

Well Lets start with the meaning

From the dictionary of KangarooHarvard and the ReasoningYale

WTF
(noun, verb and adjective)
1.-Literaly WhataFuck
2.-Expression that broke up the guinness record for the most used word in specifically situacions
3.-Weird Fruit eaten by little purple people in jupiter (They are very ugly)
4.-synonymous of any other polite word of our dictionary

and BTW im gonna show you a list with the easiest uses for WTF?

  • When someone says I LOV U, Examp. Guy:I LOV U Girl: WTF??
  • when some friend is sick, Examp. Guy:im sick girl: WTF??
  • when you are cold, examp. Guy:i am cold WTF??
  • when you hurt yourself with the door , examp. "door son of the ... WTF??"
  • when a freaky guy try to speak to you, Examp. guy: E=mc2 girl: WTF??
  • when someone sneeze,Exam. guy:aschuuu!! tipa: WTF??? Guy: Thnx
  • when a mosquito bites you,Exam. Mosquito: ziiiiiiiiiii *PIK* girl: WTF???
  • when You are Happy,Exam. girl: im very happy WTF! :)
  • When you are SAd,exam. guy: im SAd,WTF?? :(
  • When a Dinosaur Bites You exam. Dinosaur:rawr guy:auch!! WTF??
  • when you are saying WTF! ,Exam. guy: WTF!! WTF??
  • When you read my blog, Exam. girl: WOow kangaroo's reasoning WTF??
  • When you study in a Fuckin' NAZI school ,Exam. Fuhrer: Shut up kids! KIDS: WTF??
  • When you dont want to say WTF?? ,Exam. guy:I hate Say WTF!!
  • When you received that BD present that you wanted ,Exam. Girl: OMG! A Dodo birth ALive WTF??
  • and when you do not too ,Exam. girl : auuuhhh :( a dodo birth dead wtf??
  • when your arm is itchy ,Exam. guy: itchy is funny WTF!!
  • y and when your arm is not itchy ,EJem. :auhhh my arm isn't itchy this is very sad WTF??
  • When you find a coin ,Exam. little boy:wow A cOin, shine uhhh wTF??
  • When you ride a horse ,Exam. Girl: is fun ride a horse!!! wtf??
  • When you see a girl riding a horse ,Exam. Esteban(I): WTF?? that is a girl riding a horse???
  • When you see a horse riding a girl ,Exam. Esteban: WTF?? that is a horse riding a girl??
well those are just the more commons but the uses you can give it to wtf dont end until 2 via lactial cycles (when the sun go arround the via lactea twice)

and I think is right write the most uncomfortable and dangerous situacions for the WTF?

  • Guy:I have AIDS girl:WTF??
  • Girl:im prigned guy: WTF??
  • Esteban: hey! check out my new post at Kangaroos Reasoning and tell me if you like it Someone:WTF??
  • Father:My little daughter fall out of the cliff and she lost his little arms, then we go to the morgue and whe stole 2 new arms but the arms were from an AFroamerican, after that the doctor was a noob and he sewed the arms in her legs and now mi little daughter got a job in an aquarium because she look like an octupus but she cant expel octupus ink. Aunt:WTFFFFFFFF?????????????
  • Husban: yesterday my wife passed away Partner:WTF??
  • Guy1: Yesterday ur mom was great in the bed, guy2:Asshole my mom is dead, guy1:ahhh.. of course, that is why she didn't groaned guy2:ohhh my heart....*fall in the floor * guy1:WTF?? i think i crossed the line...
ok that was the dangerous situacions...
I want to say goodbye.
HAPPY BLOGGING ANd HAPPY COMMENTING
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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Don't Taste Me Bro

Sup guys this is RawrItzKev, first off I would just like to say I don't know what the hell this entire site is about. All I know is Kenny is the cutest, cuddliest, and emoest kid I have ever known, and he drives a Honda! What more can you want from a guy? Anywho even though I'm only fifteen years old, I have travelled the world and done and seen a lot of things, so if anyone ever needs some advice you can always talk to me.

Imagined and Wrote by: RawrItzKev
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