Safe sex.....

Cauttion:
This post contains some sexual things, we apologize for any inconvinnes that it may cause. if you are a girl who doest like sexual thing please just leave this post and read the other post i made its funnier.

:( :( hello guys its me again... i dont know how to start
This blog was created to make you laugh, to make you feel alive, to make you have a good time and also to protect your life and other important things... very important things....like...... SEX.

Today i woke up as i always do when there is no school.... 12pm... then i woke up i went to get my computer at the kitchen... i dont really know what was my computer doing there..... i got it at 12:05.... than i went back to my room........ and there it wasnt.... i said gosh i lost it......... "the cable of my compter " .... but it wasnt lost. it just dessapeared magicly... i didnt konw that and i dont really wanna know why it wasnt there in his place... then of that momment when i turned on my computer everything changed.....

i started chatting with my friend indra, then i oppened youtube i logged in...
then i was playing new soul by neil something.... idont know her or his last name... well anyway hmmm
then a freind told me kenny save my life and save everyone's else in the blog..... from the sexually transmitted diseases.....
then i said man why he told me i am dying and ahgr... he was dead... :(
please guys protect yourselves using hats.....

really hats can save your lives and also sex life.
kevin also support this post.

SAVE YOU.

Imagined and Wrote by: KennyMasteR and RawrItzKev
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Are you kidding me?

Hey guys its kenny....
this post will be dedicated to the jokeday.... february 23rd.
in thsi post i just gonna put some joke i hope you enjoy them and please comment... i dont care if you say "man stop it" or "hmmm where are the jokes?-...... ¬¬" just comment.

1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.

'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'

A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

2) Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.' The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.'

Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!'

3) A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'

'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me.'

4) Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.

Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'

The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

5) Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.

Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!'

Guys comment which of the jokes was the best one and which was the worst....

my next post will be 'bout what kind of music you wanna hear in the blog.

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Is Your Colon Sending You A Message?

Hey y'all if you dont know, I am a connoisseur in all things alcoholic and energy drink related. Currently my favorite energy drink at the moment is Nos, aka liquid heaven (or liquid crack). This stuff is arguably the best tasting energy drink on the market, Red Bull is no comparison nor is Monster, I'm sorry. Nos comes in three flavors ranging from docile to hardcore. Drinking one before bedtime or a nap can lead to some of the most intense dreams you will ever have, graphic, vivid, truly amazing. But be warned, for first timers you will experience elevated blood pressure levels and irregular breathing. I love this stuff though, I no longer get the rush and high I used to when i began drinking this, but I still enjoy the taste. When Coccaine (the energy drink) comes back onto the market I will switch over to that. In the meantime grab a Nos play some Maple (LOL) or Halo and see how much better you will become in life with this legal drug. Adios.

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The -Science- of .::WTF::.

well just for the title you can know what is this post about

before beginning I want to apologize because i didnt post anything in a long time. and this happen because i realized that my moon was in jupiter.!!! I mean Jupiter!! that's really far is like say that your aura move to your sexual chakra..huff!!!

Well Lets start with the meaning

From the dictionary of KangarooHarvard and the ReasoningYale

WTF

(noun, verb and adjective)

1.-Literaly WhataFuck

2.-Expression that broke up the guinness record for the most used word in specifically situacions

3.-Weird Fruit eaten by little purple people in jupiter (They are very ugly)

4.-synonymous of any other polite word of our dictionary

and BTW im gonna show you a list with the easiest uses for WTF?

• When someone says I LOV U, Examp. Guy:I LOV U Girl: WTF??
• when some friend is sick, Examp. Guy:im sick girl: WTF??
• when you are cold, examp. Guy:i am cold WTF??
• when you hurt yourself with the door , examp. "door son of the ... WTF??"
• when a freaky guy try to speak to you, Examp. guy: E=mc2 girl: WTF??
• when someone sneeze,Exam. guy:aschuuu!! tipa: WTF??? Guy: Thnx
• when a mosquito bites you,Exam. Mosquito: ziiiiiiiiiii *PIK* girl: WTF???
• when You are Happy,Exam. girl: im very happy WTF! :)
• When you are SAd,exam. guy: im SAd,WTF?? :(
• When a Dinosaur Bites You exam. Dinosaur:rawr guy:auch!! WTF??
• when you are saying WTF! ,Exam. guy: WTF!! WTF??
• When you read my blog, Exam. girl: WOow kangaroo's reasoning WTF??
• When you study in a Fuckin' NAZI school ,Exam. Fuhrer: Shut up kids! KIDS: WTF??
• When you dont want to say WTF?? ,Exam. guy:I hate Say WTF!!
• When you received that BD present that you wanted ,Exam. Girl: OMG! A Dodo birth ALive WTF??
• and when you do not too ,Exam. girl : auuuhhh :( a dodo birth dead wtf??
• when your arm is itchy ,Exam. guy: itchy is funny WTF!!
• y and when your arm is not itchy ,EJem. :auhhh my arm isn't itchy this is very sad WTF??
• When you find a coin ,Exam. little boy:wow A cOin, shine uhhh wTF??
• When you ride a horse ,Exam. Girl: is fun ride a horse!!! wtf??
• When you see a girl riding a horse ,Exam. Esteban(I): WTF?? that is a girl riding a horse???
• When you see a horse riding a girl ,Exam. Esteban: WTF?? that is a horse riding a girl??

well those are just the more commons but the uses you can give it to wtf dont end until 2 via lactial cycles (when the sun go arround the via lactea twice)

and I think is right write the most uncomfortable and dangerous situacions for the WTF?

• Guy:I have AIDS girl:WTF??
• Girl:im prigned guy: WTF??
• Esteban: hey! check out my new post at Kangaroos Reasoning and tell me if you like it Someone:WTF??
• Father:My little daughter fall out of the cliff and she lost his little arms, then we go to the morgue and whe stole 2 new arms but the arms were from an AFroamerican, after that the doctor was a noob and he sewed the arms in her legs and now mi little daughter got a job in an aquarium because she look like an octupus but she cant expel octupus ink. Aunt:WTFFFFFFFF?????????????
• Husban: yesterday my wife passed away Partner:WTF??
• Guy1: Yesterday ur mom was great in the bed, guy2:Asshole my mom is dead, guy1:ahhh.. of course, that is why she didn't groaned guy2:ohhh my heart....*fall in the floor * guy1:WTF?? i think i crossed the line...

ok that was the dangerous situacions...

I want to say goodbye.

HAPPY BLOGGING ANd HAPPY COMMENTING

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Don't Taste Me Bro

Sup guys this is RawrItzKev, first off I would just like to say I don't know what the hell this entire site is about. All I know is Kenny is the cutest, cuddliest, and emoest kid I have ever known, and he drives a Honda! What more can you want from a guy? Anywho even though I'm only fifteen years old, I have travelled the world and done and seen a lot of things, so if anyone ever needs some advice you can always talk to me.

Imagined and Wrote by: RawrItzKev
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A tribute for Ithalie......girl to woman

Tribute to Ithalie
Well ill say that this post was the faster that i had ever posted. It's just a tribute to ithalie, a good friend, from girl to woman now in its fifteenth springs ...

yay yay yay congratulations, congratulations,
an acrostic engages you from the bottom of my heart

Irresistible
Toy for
Hector. Sometimes
A sexual toy.
Lazy
Intrepid
Enemy

Ithalie enjoy your acronym, and I think this great finish here but small tribute for you ......
Dream with me today ...
completely naked

no better, with clothing

bye bye enjoy your party ...
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Plz comment or ill be Emo (W_0) and I will cut my veins> 8

Imagined and Wrote by: esteban Translated By: KennyMasteR

Looking for Authors

First before anything else because this is a real sub-forum in which everything was made by 5 posti stupids, who if you unit u can get them to chaos like this one ....

Basically this blog was created to have a good time .... and try to have some fun .. laughing .. etc. ..

Looking for AUTHORS to post what happens to them ...



Leave YOUR COMMENTS Plz Plz if you want to be authors can write and tell us in this blogg ..... omg this is so exciting (posting in this blog is so exciting what are you waiting for just ask for it!) !

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Imagined and Wrote by: esteban Translated By: KennyMasteR