The -Science- of .::WTF::.

well just for the title you can know what is this post about

before beginning I want to apologize because i didnt post anything in a long time. and this happen because i realized that my moon was in jupiter.!!! I mean Jupiter!! that's really far is like say that your aura move to your sexual chakra..huff!!!

Well Lets start with the meaning

From the dictionary of KangarooHarvard and the ReasoningYale

WTF

(noun, verb and adjective)

1.-Literaly WhataFuck

2.-Expression that broke up the guinness record for the most used word in specifically situacions

3.-Weird Fruit eaten by little purple people in jupiter (They are very ugly)

4.-synonymous of any other polite word of our dictionary

and BTW im gonna show you a list with the easiest uses for WTF?

• When someone says I LOV U, Examp. Guy:I LOV U Girl: WTF??
• when some friend is sick, Examp. Guy:im sick girl: WTF??
• when you are cold, examp. Guy:i am cold WTF??
• when you hurt yourself with the door , examp. "door son of the ... WTF??"
• when a freaky guy try to speak to you, Examp. guy: E=mc2 girl: WTF??
• when someone sneeze,Exam. guy:aschuuu!! tipa: WTF??? Guy: Thnx
• when a mosquito bites you,Exam. Mosquito: ziiiiiiiiiii *PIK* girl: WTF???
• when You are Happy,Exam. girl: im very happy WTF! :)
• When you are SAd,exam. guy: im SAd,WTF?? :(
• When a Dinosaur Bites You exam. Dinosaur:rawr guy:auch!! WTF??
• when you are saying WTF! ,Exam. guy: WTF!! WTF??
• When you read my blog, Exam. girl: WOow kangaroo's reasoning WTF??
• When you study in a Fuckin' NAZI school ,Exam. Fuhrer: Shut up kids! KIDS: WTF??
• When you dont want to say WTF?? ,Exam. guy:I hate Say WTF!!
• When you received that BD present that you wanted ,Exam. Girl: OMG! A Dodo birth ALive WTF??
• and when you do not too ,Exam. girl : auuuhhh :( a dodo birth dead wtf??
• when your arm is itchy ,Exam. guy: itchy is funny WTF!!
• y and when your arm is not itchy ,EJem. :auhhh my arm isn't itchy this is very sad WTF??
• When you find a coin ,Exam. little boy:wow A cOin, shine uhhh wTF??
• When you ride a horse ,Exam. Girl: is fun ride a horse!!! wtf??
• When you see a girl riding a horse ,Exam. Esteban(I): WTF?? that is a girl riding a horse???
• When you see a horse riding a girl ,Exam. Esteban: WTF?? that is a horse riding a girl??

well those are just the more commons but the uses you can give it to wtf dont end until 2 via lactial cycles (when the sun go arround the via lactea twice)

and I think is right write the most uncomfortable and dangerous situacions for the WTF?

• Guy:I have AIDS girl:WTF??
• Girl:im prigned guy: WTF??
• Esteban: hey! check out my new post at Kangaroos Reasoning and tell me if you like it Someone:WTF??
• Father:My little daughter fall out of the cliff and she lost his little arms, then we go to the morgue and whe stole 2 new arms but the arms were from an AFroamerican, after that the doctor was a noob and he sewed the arms in her legs and now mi little daughter got a job in an aquarium because she look like an octupus but she cant expel octupus ink. Aunt:WTFFFFFFFF?????????????
• Husban: yesterday my wife passed away Partner:WTF??
• Guy1: Yesterday ur mom was great in the bed, guy2:Asshole my mom is dead, guy1:ahhh.. of course, that is why she didn't groaned guy2:ohhh my heart....*fall in the floor * guy1:WTF?? i think i crossed the line...

ok that was the dangerous situacions...

I want to say goodbye.

HAPPY BLOGGING ANd HAPPY COMMENTING

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